Ppalli, Ppalli! | Hope (2026) Review

I’m not certain, especially sitting in the pale afterglow, that there was a movie more mysterious this year than Hope. The first I saw was the teaser trailer, scrolling on whichever social media feed: stark daylight horror imagery, sweeping camera with a lens I can only describe as “big,” and the hint of some sort of monster? Okay, so, it’s directed by Na Hong-jin, which explains its opening at the Cannes Film Festival, and it’s also got Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender, so that makes sense. Maybe they’ll be American scientists or government officials brought in to provide exposition – oh, no, they’re aliens? Is this an arthouse movie or a weird blockbuster? And why is it almost three hours long?! The response I saw out of the festival was decidedly mixed, with criticism for unfinished-looking visual effects but praise for its thrilling action. Like, superlative praise. There was at least one and maybe two comparisons made to Mad Max: Fury Road, which frankly, only deepened the mystery. I thought this was an alien movie? What the hell is it? There is some satisfaction in finally knowing the answer, though it probably came after hour two. … More Ppalli, Ppalli! | Hope (2026) Review

A Gyaru in Geoje

Whether or not it happens, I’d really like to record a podcast episode about Rescene. I feel like I have to do something, which is the basis for all these sites like Planet X and With Eyes East, when I feel like my brain is gonna explode. I realized with some sadness that I don’t have an outlet in my real life to talk about K-pop, and when I browse Reddit, say, I find I don’t know how to talk about K-pop. Regardless, it seems like everyone in that world is talking about the same thing right now, and it’s all unfolding so quickly. Anyway, let this be a quick pressure-valve release, a little resource I could’ve used just a few weeks ago. Rescene is a 2024 K-pop group that blew up in 2026, thanks in large part to its leader Woni’s YouTube channel and her refreshing, grounded charm, and a viral moment with fellow member Minami. That story is larger, going back to a different YouTube show called My Driving Instructor, so this is a brief chronicle of the Gyaru/Geoje videos, in the style of my intermittent 9294* recaps. … More A Gyaru in Geoje

The Next Red Velvet?

No one will replace Red Velvet. If I were to suggest that, I should be summarily executed. Anyway, as you well know, I’ve been hesitant to explore the fourth generation of K-pop, a hesitance so lengthy there’s now a fifth generation. The reasons were twofold. One, as previously outlined, the idol experience is more than the music itself. My interests in groups like Red Velvet and Oh My Girl began with the music, and then gradually I’d fall in love with the members and their dynamics. I love Solar’s chaotic energy and artistry and her chemistry with Moonbyul, and Moonbyul’s no-bullshit attitude and friendship with Seulgi, and Seulgi’s curious mind and so on and so on. I love the demystification of seeing the idols in music videos either playing characters or performing with uniform professionalism, only to then discover their individual selves, which are sometimes dramatically different. I tried this with Kep1er, who are so cool in the video for “Killa,” but in the behind-the-scenes material, they’re a little too kidlike. Only in their early 20s, they’re not too far removed from their teenage years, and it gave me a visceral reaction. As someone in his 30s now, I shouldn’t be so concerned with the interior lives of people that young. No, no, please, hold your applause. Xiaoting just put out a solo track called “Legend,” though, if you’re interested. … More The Next Red Velvet?

Human Vapor | Monster Movie Perfection

As the first part of this post is a recommendation, like “I give Human Vapor two thumbs up!” I ought to try for a hook. Perhaps a description of the gory opening scene, a live broadcast where our journalist heroine Kyoko Kono watches her interviewee lifts in the air, smoke swirling into his nose and mouth, and explode. A sensational set piece punctuated by Kyoko splattered with blood, it was not, however, my introduction to the show. Once again, I’m honor-bound to acknowledge the algorithm. Scrolling on whichever one it was, I recognized the term “Human Vapor” as the title of an old Toho movie, and my curiosity about the prospect of its reimagining for Netflix was piqued by a neat-looking teaser trailer. Hazmat suits and journalists and the military in secret labs and boardrooms and underground mines, it was so much of what I love about Japanese monster movies. A dash of gooey body horror with the vapor transformation, and the only piece missing was the loud, brassy score doubtlessly inspired by the work of Akira Ifukube (the trailer was auto-playing on mute). Altogether, it looked like an exciting, rare new series, with surprising implications behind the scenes. … More Human Vapor | Monster Movie Perfection

I Understand There’s an Issue Here

Rare situation. Late last year, I became somewhat enamored of this actress Jung Eun-chae, right? That’s totally normal. Lots of people are like me. Beyond her striking appearance is an exciting talent, as she selects roles for their substance rather than billing in the credits. Admittedly, this is a double-edged sword, because while supporting roles tend to be the most interesting – especially in K-dramas – in practice, the dearth of leading roles means a lot of Jung Eun-chae material without a lot of Jung Eun-chae. To date, the best performance of hers I’ve seen is in the Bae Suzy drama Anna, in which she bares her fangs as a villainous socialite, but isn’t featured in every episode. The cumulative result is that she’s done just about everything, from cameos and guest spots to indie films and international productions, donning the right outfits for lawyers, judges, detectives, opera stars, middle managers, and even the prime minister. Surprisingly, no doctor yet, as far as I can tell. And while “detective” would catch my eye on that list, it’s in a supernatural show about demons, which is a bit of a no-fly zone for me personally (it’s bad enough Park Shin-hye is gonna make me sit through another season of The Judge from Hell). … More I Understand There’s an Issue Here

This Wasteland

On the most recent episode of QNA, Donovan and I spoke with the hosts of Comic Timing about the comics industry, which like Hyman Roth, has been dying of the same heart attack for the last twenty years. I think it’s easy to hit the panic button in situations like these, as Korean luminaries recently have with regards to the local film industry. On the press tour for No Other Choice, Director Park described a “state of great danger.” It was only the blockbuster release of The King’s Warden that would appear to course-correct from the COVID slump, but there are perhaps deeper, systemic problems. … More This Wasteland

K-Drama Report: Undercover Miss Hong, Part IV

One of the great ironies in my life is that I spend so much time on media criticism but have never successfully recommended anything to anyone. Well, there was that time a friend asked if he should take a date to either Renfield or The Super Mario Bros. Movie, and later thanked me profusely for the latter choice – myself having seen neither. I’d say I’ve also become calcified against recommendations, but there was no “become,” truthfully. For me, the science of picking a movie is so delicate and mood-based, a fast-closing window that, nine times out of ten, results in no movie being selected. How is external opinion supposed to factor into that sort of non-thinking? And so, the concept of the recommendation has retreated to an abstract use: “Would I recommend this, theoretically?” as part of the critical evaluation. It’s a question that’s surprisingly complicated with Undercover Miss Hong, being a pitch-perfect television show start to finish. I loved it, I thought about it a lot, but I struggle to identify concrete terms for the basis of a recommendation, assuming phrases like “It’s really good” don’t suffice. I asked this question last time, basically “How can perfection not be enough?” and with the show’s conclusion, I’ll try to answer. And for the record, it’s not because I feel, emotionally, that the show deserves the indignity of my criticism, but because it might be an interesting exercise. Might. … More K-Drama Report: Undercover Miss Hong, Part IV

K-Drama Report: Undercover Miss Hong, Part III

Previously on “K-Drama Report: Undercover Miss Hong,” I noted that Lee Yong-gi’s actor Jang Do-ha previously starred with Park Shin-hye in The Judge from Hell, but didn’t know which character. To my surprise, he was Judge Bit-na’s first victim, whom she beat and tortured for twenty minutes straight. Going from that domestic abuser guy – recalcitrant, to the last – to happy-go-lucky Jang Do-ha, fawning over Hong Keum-bo… actually has a twisted sort of logic. It’s like, you know, she trained him. I’d also suggested that the show was twelve episodes long, so the revelation of its true form – sixteen episodes! – was jaw-dropping. After episode nine, it appeared the story was preparing for a climactic finish, when in reality, it was only pivoting – hard. We’ll have to do a little rewind back to that point, since it’s been a few weeks, but in the meantime, and on this eve of the weekend’s finale (for real this time), I just have to say that it’s been a pleasure. Undercover Miss Hong is extremely entertaining, and while it started out good, it’s only gotten better. The characters disarm with over-the-top comedy before revealing deeper, sympathetic layers; enough to bruise, not eviscerate, like my last experience with a K-drama. I’ve come to the edge of tears, which I didn’t expect. All the while, I’m desperate to see what Hong and the girls will do next, standing as they are against the skyscraping Hanmin monolith (monolithic Hanmin skyscraper?). Which reminds me: this is the rare K-drama where I do not “skip intro.” I love that main theme. … More K-Drama Report: Undercover Miss Hong, Part III

K-Drama Report: Undercover Miss Hong, Part II

In a surprisingly literal way, Undercover Miss Hong is like candy. Its 1990s Seoul is made up of brightly-lit night exteriors and pastel office sets which look positively set-like. I mean, utterly unconvincing, as if all the harshness or potential frictions of “reality” were duly sanded away. The entire cast is gorgeous – the computer nerd Lee Yong-gi has his hair frizzed up to obscure actor Jang Do-ha’s boyish good looks (shucks, apparently, he was in The Judge from Hell, but I don’t remember) – and every expository punchline is delivered loudly, underscored by upbeat, triumphant music or upbeat, suspenseful music. This is the manner of a cartoon. Facial expressions are big and made bigger by crash zooms, body language is gesticulation and flailing. Cliffhangers are earth-shattering until their immediate, pat resolution next episode, like an old Republic serial. There’s an ease to the viewing, and most certainly a comfort. None of this description should be taken as negative criticism. It’s candy, after all. I don’t believe that the fireworks nature of the show comes at the expense of anything, like complexity, for example. The financial technobabble is persuasive, even set against the unpersuasive backdrops (which I privately enjoy because I love sets, when environments feel fully designed), and the unraveling mystery is a weave of character and plot and social commentary, with aha moments only raising the stakes. … More K-Drama Report: Undercover Miss Hong, Part II

9294* Saga: Return of the Hur Sisters

Man, I’d been missing Youngji’s sister Song-yeon, as the Hur Sisters YouTube Channel seemed to be supplanted by Youngji’s own solo channel – which itself ceased updating after that fateful, never-subtitled video with Hyojung and Seulgi, from October 2024. That’s crazy. If I had a YouTube channel, I’d never stop uploading content. NEVER! That video was back when I was desperate for any ‘94 Line content. How things have changed. Anyway, it turns out that Hur Song-yeon was probably just busy, having gotten married in late 2025. It was apparently a star-studded ceremony, though I only saw it through Youngji’s eyes – Jiyoung was there, say. And despite sharing a name with one of the Kara members, Song-yeon is not an idol, but a TV announcer and MC. Ironically, I encountered her again via Oh My Girl, for her appearance with Youngji on Hyojung & Binnie’s Sweet Home. Very funny. And now she’s back, with the most recent upload being a surprisingly melancholy hangout in what I assume is their old apartment? Like, maybe Song-yeon is moving in with her husband, so they’re sending it off? Again, no subtitles. … More 9294* Saga: Return of the Hur Sisters